June 2012
May 2012
One Direction: you're insecure don't know what for
Me: do you want a list
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Lola and the Boy Next Door by Stephanie Perkins =...
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officially obsessed with the show Girls.
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enigmaticrose:
weasleysweaters:
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
icantfeelmyarms:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
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sherlylock:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
densityschild:
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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Mr. Darcy: hey, I just met you
Mr. Darcy: and this this crazy
Mr. Darcy: but I'm going to act coldly distant to you for a long time, then awkwardly admit my undying love to you and save you from liking a horrible liar and gambler, then propose to you, telling you I love you not for your beauty but for your mind.
Mr. Darcy: so call me maybe.
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My rule is that I will sign anything anywhere for anyone, except bare skin. I...
– John Green (x) (via gnen)
freecocaine:lolzsapphire:
The films of David Fincher
theyellovvbrickroad:
mom stop complaining and just let me be fergalicious for once
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via quotewhore)
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